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phukers:

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

116,200 notes   -  23 March 2014


zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

251,883 notes   -  23 March 2014


A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….

12,155 notes   -  23 March 2014


shannnfayyy:

I cracked up so hard

267,807 notes   -  23 March 2014




metis-problems:

stealinyoheichou:

I love John Stewart

THIS - but friendly reminder one of the languages was Keres, an Indigenous language of the Americas. 

104,310 notes   -  20 March 2014




xethagon:

reign-of-insanity:

hiddlestonandgarfield:

punkrockamama:

worldscollapsin:

I’ll probably reblog this every single time it appears on my dash.

OH MY FUCKING GOD …AHDKSIGJDSISJ TONY!!! ADHDIDIJM

Steve is the real Sleeping Beauty

This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen… Scar and Loki are perfect.

Ahhh Steve

187,814 notes   -  20 March 2014

howelljenkinspendragon:

the-siege-perilous:

Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”

31,536 notes   -  20 March 2014


phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

208,670 notes   -  20 March 2014

aminaabramovic:

"the artist is absent" a performance art piece by me where I enroll in as many classes as I can and don’t show up

4,647 notes   -  20 March 2014